We get it, being a bus driver sucks ass -you get paid very few shillings to shepherd around an oversized Astro Van full of bratty children, alcoholic receptionists and insurance salesmen. It’s safe to say life hasn’t turned out exactly how you planned, you don’t have a number one hit in Mogadishu, you’ve never scaled Mt. McKinley in a rabbit suit and there hasn’t been a single Keanu Reeves sitting on your bus route. Bummer.

Still, just because you never became a Hooters girl doesn’t mean you have to treat bus 2525 like your personal audition for “Who Wants To Be The Biggest Asshole Of Henrico County”. We know people are annoying, we know people are rude, and we know that people can make you so mad you want to dedicated an entire sliver of the interweb to the delusionary task of ridding the world of their presence while never leaving your mom’s basement. But come on. Nobody on your moving meat locker ever achieved a chart topping reggaetone track in Morocco either.  So how about cutting the peeps a little slack Aggressively Anal Bus Driver? Stop yelling at people for paying in quarters, or coming near the yellow line, or for not being able to move any further into the armpit of the diabetic Hare Krishna. How about you just suffer in silence like the rest of us? Sound good?

Because if you don’t, we guarantee somebody, maybe Dennis Hopper (maybe not), is going to take offense to your sass and treat your face like a transfer card, punching holes until you have a free ride to the emergency ward. And we’re not talking about the nightclub in Texas.

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