PWDI presents Bi-Weekly Gangbang: a topical round-up of people who’ve deserved it over the last two weeks.

#1- North Korea (again): WTF you crazy Koreans??? The rest of the world calls you a bunch of hogwild terrorists after you decide it’s a nice day to test your nukes and your rebuttal is to kidnap two innocent journalists and sentence them to 12 years of mining and whipping? That seems like a great way to rebuild your image. Maybe next you could rape some babies while they’re still in the womb.

#2- Mary Murphy: Holy qualudes, someone needs to calm this bitch the fuck down! We can tolerate Paula’s insatiable alcoholism on American Idol, but this botox-stuffed shriek machine is too much. If she doesn’t shut her fat face soon, we’re tying her ass to the tracks and waiting for the hot tamale train to finish the job.

#3- Israeli Mattress Lady: Ha! Bet you thought getting your mom a new Sealy Posturepedic was an awesome way to win some points before the old bat kicked the can. Too bad she was stashing $1 million buckaroos in the old mattress you just trashed. So much for your inheritance sucka.

#4- The New York Times: Suddenly the (arguably) most liberal paper in the Americas is too PC to publish the word “fart.” Come on assholes, it’s a recession – time to blur the class lines and connect with the people. But no. Instead, you’d prefer to have us flatulate your face.

#5- David Carradine: How you gotta go and die on us like that Davey? We watch you through every episode of Kung Fu: The Legend Continues and you betray us by accidentally jerking yourself to death? That’s cold man. Plain cold.

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