Brainsss, Brainsss, SMS Brainss!!
Let’s face it, at one point or another we’ve all been guilty of burying our heads in a cellphone and walking the streets aimlessly. But our beef isn’t with the partially turned, it’s with the full blown, living dead, walking down 5th ave, plowing into little old ladies, Text Message Zombie.
No longer able to think for themselves, these ghoulish creatures are condemned to shuffle the barren wasteland, minds lost to a series of LMAO and ROTFL conversations, their legs simply shuffling thanks to a stubborn medulla oblongata . So far gone are Text Message Zombies that not even the trampling of someone’s larynx is enough to make them miss a keystroke on their bejeweled Sidekick.
These monsters must be stopped. So if you happen to come across a Text Message Zombie feasting on a sidewalk near you, remember: just because they may not actually be the walking dead per se, doesn’t mean you can’t put them down the same way.
Right up there with the dufouses who text and drive!
Texting is fun and comes in handy, but Christ Almighty, do we as a people really NEED to be in constant touch with EVERYONE we know every minute of the day?
hahahhaa i love this one. i see so many of these people
my girlfriend is that way texting ( I hate texting)
hahahahah! this is great!
Great post. I’d say I almost ran a few texting zombies!
I have a firend like that. She is constantly texting…so annoying.
hey, at least he is moving.. the retards that cant walk and text who suddnly stop in the middle of the sidewalk and text…. slapping required.
quite possibly your best opening sentence ever
pls pnch thm n fce 4 me.