There’s nothing worse than a cold shoulder to the face as you try to leave the train for work. It reminds you:
a) That you actually have to go to work
b) Work is in a cubicle
c) Most people in this world are so dumb, it’s sad
The thing is, we can look past not being able to locate Iraq on a map, or believing every word posted on Wikipedia is fact. What we can’t comprehend is how people think trying to get on a packed train first, before others have exited, is a good idea. It’s fucking mind-blowing.
We just don’t get it, we really don’t. It’s almost as if these humans aren’t human at all, but in fact brainless salmon people, desperately trying to swim upstream any chance they get.
If that’s the case, and we’re pretty sure it is, the best way to clear a path through these creepy fish folk is to cast a couple right hands and see who bites.
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but yeah… I absolutely despise these damned people. I’m a short guy 5′6 barely scratching 5′7 and I have to pretty much spear mofos out of the way to get out. Worse yet, I’m the one guy in the entire city that actually stands on the side of the door and lets people out first. I’ve had a foot in and if I see someone trying to get out a tad bit late, I will step out and wait because honestly, the train isn’t going anywhere! God I hate people :’(
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I live in london, and that is what I have to put up with EVERY SINGLE DAY! I think people automatically loose IQ when they go on public transport!
It happens in London tubes / stairways too … and especially at the French Lycee in South Kensington where mothers and fathers push to enter and exit the grounds with their little pookies … as if Parisian styled coufs and shoes gave them any traction and right of way. Hah.
Hahaha, I commute to DC and used to use the Metro and I totally did this. A guy pushed his way onto a train as I was getting off. So I elbowed him hard, but acted like it was an accident. The guy actually had the gall to get off the train and push me from behind! Everyone looked at him wondering what the hell his problem was, pushing people getting off to get on, then getting off to assault me for seemingly no reason. Only he did have a reason, and maybe a bruised rib… best thing was, I looked like a saint when I turned the other cheek and walked away.
should = “shouldered” sorry bout the typo
this is the same in college classes. Class ends, and people come plowing into the room while you’re still packing your books and shit away. Settle the fuck down, the desk will still be here in 30 seconds when I get out of the class. I’m a big guy, 6′2 220lbs, and I should a 5′2 bitch down the other day for standing in the fucking doorway when I was leaving class. I think I pissed some people off.
Being a 300lb bruiser, I routinely walk right over these people without remorse. Shoulder to chin, foot to shin, I just let it rip. They can try to board before I get off, but they won’t soon forget the transgression…
Yep, elbows out on the way out, right into some soft tissue. then fade into the crowd…
Don’t forget the asshats who insists on stopping the moment they get on, and then stand right in the door no matter how many stops they have.
If you must get on first at all cost then at least have the decency to not make everyone else go around you when they get on. And then be forced to squeeze past you when they get back off.
And if you have one of those rolley suitcases…get it out of the way too.
This guy has a half-brother in Seattle who does the same thing for elevators. If we had a viable mass transit system, I’m sure the whole family would move here like they were from Cali and it was the 90s
Happens here too in Dublin, although the problem here seems more to be the refusal to let people off the Luas (our light rail system) before getting on.
@ Peter,
No, this happens every day here in Atlanta, too.
I always make myself a little bigger and throw an elbow to that guy on my way off.
I ran into one of those guys one time. He forced his way through the mostly-closed doors and then insisted- in spite of the fact that the train was about to start moving- that I let go of the bar to let him move further into the car.
I begrudgingly let go and quickly reestablished my grip before I went tumbling upon other commuters. In doing so, there MAY have been some contact with my elbow and the back of his head.
He turned around and snapped at me, “Oh VERY nice- elbow someone in the back of the head”.
I said to him, “I didn’t elbow you in the back of the head.”
He fires back, “I think I know what it feels like to get elbowed in the back of the head.”
So, not wanting this nonsense to continue any longer, I leaned in toward him and said dryly, “I don’t think you do.” And then leaned a little closer.
He dropped it.
I really hate this person too. Is it maybe just a bratty entitled New Yorker thing?
Really you such nervous, to start to write this blog?
This is the same as the guy who stands right in front of the elevator door making everyone squeeze around him