The truly sad thing about this post is if you’ve come in contact with “No Clean Up Nail Clipper”, you’re probably living with them. Brother, sister, mother, father, roommate, it doesn’t matter, because once you step out of the shower onto a fresh cut clipping, they go from friend to foe faster than a CIA installed president.
Under the guise of “hygiene”, these toe talon litterbugs go about their business leaving finger shrapnel everywhere, oblivious to the filth they’ve created. It’s disgusting. Think you’re safe outside of the bathroom? Think again. The most prolific of these deviants have been known to leave little “nail surprises” all the way from the kitchen to the couch.
“No Clean Up Nail Clipper” must be stopped. So the next time you find a “deposit”, quell the blind rage and follow the nail trail all the way to the source. Once there, make sure to clip the clipper right between the eyes.
Someone clipped there toenails IN my college classroom and left their fungi-fied nail clippings for all to enjoy.
What’s worse than a public-transportation-nail-clipper, is a somebody who clips the nails of his/her partner in a public transportation. Where am I, a zoo?
I used to work in an office with a guy who would CONSTANTLY clip his nails…just the sound echoing through our cubicles used to make me gag. Why is he doing it every day?? Why in his cubicle? Terrible
I finally made my boyfriend throw them in the toilet. …Next step learn him how to flush.
For a moment there I thought I was reading Catcher in the Rye again.
When my brother lived at home, he used to clip his toe nails in the living room and leave the clippings in a little pile on the corner of the coffee table. If your gonna gather them all up, take the next step and throw them out! Fuck!
The worst is people that do this in a public place. I have been the disgusted librarian who has actually had to witness more than one person doing this in a public library. There is a place for grooming and it is NOT in a public library. *barf*
There is a chronic nail clipper at my office who sits behind me and like clock work, every morning, she clips her nails for about 4 minutes in a row. SNIP. CLICK. I’m not sure what’s worse…the loud clicking and snipping sounds of her trimming her talons or the follow up tapping of her trying to clean out the clippers after she’s done?
I now have a new found respect for the silence of nail biting.
Uh, this is seriously not limited to living with the person. I’m a server, and one time a man came in as we were closing, right after I swept the floor, and clipped his GIANT FINGERNAILS at the booth, and swept them onto the floor. IN THE RESTAURANT.
Ugh.
An more disgusting version of this is the public-transportation-nail-clipper. I just love the sound of nail clippers while commuting to work!
hey ………………… nailclipper man ! ……….. i just got onto the advanced wii boxing …………. be afraid ya dirty punk …..
Those jerks.
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