They say you’re not supposed to shit where you eat. Why then, is it ok to screw where you sunbathe? Don’t get us wrong, we’re all for public displays of affection (high fives, ass taps, air-kisses – bring ‘em on), but Sickatating Makeout Couple goes too far.
Characterized by an overgrown dry-humping gene, Sickatating Makeout Couple lurks in the open public plains, with the goal of coming as close to intercourse as they possibly can without ever actually doing it. Damage to public: increased gag reflex, random vomiting and post-traumatic stress syndrome in infants.
Should you come across these heathens in your day-to-day goings-on, please make good on your moral obligations and punch them both in the kisser. And for god’s sake, use protection.
omg i forgot about the word “sickatating” do other people use this? I thought i invented it in 3rd grade.
That is so annoying. I kiss my lady in public but i don’t stick my tongue down her throat. There could be kids watching and they don’t need to see ANY couple doing that. In love or not, get a room or at least find a dark corner.
doesn’t bother me at all. Humans are blessed with only a sixty degree field of vision, I suggest you look someplace else.
Just walk up and start reaching into your pants. Play with it until they see you and get creeped and then scream, “No, don’t stop!”
DISRESPECTFUL to the rest of the world. Not everyone wants to watch spit swapping leg humping ass grabbing crap when they are walking with thier children, or grandparents, etc.
A friend of mine and his new girlfriend tried to pull this shit after I asked them to join me and a few friends out for drinks the other night. After I saw them making out like two teenagers fishing for each other’s jolly ranchers, I politely asked them to knock that shit off or I’d punch them both in the mouth. WTF is wrong with people?
Usually, if you happen to make eye contact with one or the other of them, you’re greeted with a smug sneer that says, “Yeah. Jealous?”
Seriously, the worst part is when they start making out in the middle of a passage way! I mean, go stand against a wall, for God’s sake, that way I won’t be obligated to breathe the same air as them when I’m walking.
Everytime I see this I wish I had a hose with very cold water to spray them with and tell them for goodness sakes, get a room!