Hey there buddy, I see you got one of those fancy cyborg ear attachments for your cell phone, you must be pretty important?
No?
Oh, of course you’re not, you’re not even on the phone right now, instead your just walking around with a blinking light in your ear like a metro-sexual robot.
Honestly, unless you’re police dispatch, or air traffic control, there is no way you’re getting enough calls to justify sporting that glorified techno-earring 24/7. So do us all a favor take that “thing” out of your ear and rejoin regular society.
Otherwise, it’s open season, and our fist-to-face connection is one call that always goes through. Can you hear us now?
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There’s this lady @ my mom’s church who has long hair and wears one, and when she actually is making a call, it looks like she’s crazy.
I love when it’s a guy who is out to eat with this family of 5 and has the thing in his ear. Is he wearing a suit and awaiting a call from the office? No, he’s wearing a Rockawear sweatsuit and clearly has no job.
LMAO at the people who have been offended. Unless your in the car take that dumb shit out of your ear.
Love it!
All the people who posted here who said its alright or the “people can wear what they like” postings, you have bluetooth crap, dont you? Go on, admit it, you are total plonkers.
I haven’t laughed this much at anything on the net in a long long time. It’s a great web site
i’ll be back for sure 
Cheers!
Josh
Seems the ones using these idiotic things, are the ones that are least able to afford them.
@Russ – whoa! Struck a nerve did it? So anyway, you miss the point. Nobody is forcing you to stop, because you’re right: We can’t tell you what to wear. Neither can we tell you to not wear clown shoes, or pick your nose, or hang ersatz moose balls from the trailer hitch of your truck. The point is this: know that if you do, we are perfectly within our right to inform you that YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.
DRUG DEALERS. duh.
Just a thought… I wear one because I have a young child with a cronic health condition. I take a lot of ribbing about it, but I don’t “hear” my phone if it is on vibrate and, unlike the other millions of self-important dweebs who refuse to silence their phones when important (in church, in a restaurant, etc.)… I wear a bluetooth that rings in my ear when my phone doesn’t.
It only took one missed emergency call from school and a subsequent trip in an ambulance to convince me to keep it on.
my question is why cant they keep the bluetooth in their pocket when they aren`t on the phone?I have a bluetooth that I use sometimes but it isn`t in my ear all the time.
My apartment’s maintenance guy has one of these. We were talking about the place we were gonna move into when he decides to take a call without telling us and without us even realizing he has received a call.
Why can’t these motherfuckers just at least say “someone’s calling me, excuse me a moment?” I mean I guess I know why: they are jackoffs.
they are good for drug dealers
The correct term for such a device is ‘douchenozzle’.
It is the tip, the very peak, of the douchebag connected to it.
These people are also known as “Moto-Sexuals”
Bluetool = One who wears a bluetooth headset at any time other than while driving
@ Sarah
haha that’s exactly what i was thinking…
I like those who are offended by this particular entry; you just know those assholes are sitting there with the bluetooth in their ear as they write!
A buddy of mine has come up with a term for these holes who walk around with the things in their ear:
Blue-douches.
‘Nuff said.
I actually witnessed a guy at our church wear his bluetooth headset through two separate church services! I couldn’t believe it. Sheesh!
Bob Smith….in my state we ALREADY have a “state law” requiring you to use one of these asinine things if you’re going to make or receive calls while driving a car.
The idiot politicians who run this place have beaten you to it.
I must say, some of the guys who wear those do deserve it (though not all of them). I like the writing, too. Good work.
What makes you think you should have any say about what someone wears. Last I heard, it was still more or less a free world. You can think it’s stupid, if you like, but you can’t tell someone not to wear whatever they like. Personally, I don’t like piercings, but it’s none of my business if people like to stick metal in their faces.
The funniest thing is sitting in an office cubicle next to someone who uses this thing.
He has to repeat himself over and over again. The person on the other end can never hear him. It’s like a joke.
“Yes, meet me at J Street, meet me at J Street, meet me at J Street, …. meet me at the restaurant, … the restaurant.”
Hilarious. It would stop me from working but it’s my comedy break.
And then there’s this other guy. You never know if he’s talking to someone on the phone, talking to himself or talking to you.
I ignore him when he’s talking to me because I never know. Makes me laugh.
i’m just waiting for the day that all the blueteeth turn into mind controlled zombies so i can hit the streets with my Mossberg!
I think we should make a state law that if you get caught with one of those things, we chop off your ear. That will teach the motherfuckers.
Just posing?
I’m pretty sure starting a lame self-righteous blog makes you “deserve it” more than any of these people.
Wow, AVERAGE people with techno junk. How disgusting. Glad we have superior people to look down on them. Hope we can continue to curse and otherwise abuse them after they find work, supporting the elite with their pissant labor.
Looks more like victims of Borg assimilation to me.
They hand blue tooths out to scitsofrenics so the rest of us won’t think they are talking to themselves.
Uh, that would apply to people driving a car. Not in front of you in line at the store, or eating at a diner with the dumb thing sitting in their ear the whole time. You gonna take a call with your mouth full of cheeseburger? No, you didn’t get any fucking calls the whole meal. So why is it there??
Your point is stupid, and so are people who wear these fucking things. I’ve seen so many douchebags wearing it like it’s a watch, but they never have the need to even use it. No calls! Nobody cares! It doesn’t make you important or cool!
Yeah, because laws requiring hands free devices don’t enter into your idiot world, right ?
And of course, since you’re a slacker, your hands are always free anyways @@
Omg ive thought about this so much. I see AVERAGE people just walking around with bluetooth and im like…what are you doing? You dont even have a job…(no offense to anyone)
its even better when the battery runs out and they feel the need to usb that shit to a headset straight to their flip phone