We all know this person; she’s the co-worker who roams the office making every task feel like a five alarm fire. It’s exhausting.
Just because you don’t have my December expense reports, RIGHT THIS MINUTE, doesn’t mean the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are just around the corner.
If you would stop screaming for just one fucking second, you’d hear me explain. My expenses are about as important as Oprah’s next diet. They basically consist of receipts for Red Roof Inns, Denny’s and pay-per-view porno. Believe me, accounting is not going to flip the script.
So the next time you encounter your own “Everything’s an Emergency” Girl, remind her you can’t cry wolf with a mouth full of fists.
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OMG, it’s my boss! Everything she brings you must be done RIGHT NOW at the expense of everything else she brought you to do RIGHT NOW. You grow layers of emergencies on your desk, because in 5 minutes you can rely on her to bring you something else and tell you to DROP EVERYTHING and work on this.
I don’t get it. I don’t think you should ( im not English and totaly drunk.) punch someone in the face. It’s just wrong. You know I am right but you spend a lot of time making a blog or site about how (whatevah) people are. Or are you somekind of ubermensch with all the right shit. I just don’t get it.
Do you think your December expense report maybe suffers from some excessive scrutiny because the girl in this photo isn’t so much worried about the “work emergency” as opposed to another type of “emergency?”
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