Here’s the thing: crusts are just the ends of bread. So what the hell is wrong with you Grown Man? We understand children like their crusts removed, but that’s only because kids are stupid. Do you also eat pennies off the floor and put your fingers in electric sockets? (If yes, please forgive us; we didn’t realize you were retarded).
But if not, we have some advice. Keep chopping the edges off your Wonder bread, and you’re never going to get laid again. In fact, you’re going to have so little sex that you’ll probably punch yourself in the face. Maybe you could use your discarded crusts to construct a makeshift eye patch.
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I’ve eaten sandwiches with crust, and without. The conclusion I’ve come to is that THEY TASTE THE FUCKING SAME. Any person over age 5 who hasn’t figured that out yet is fucking retarded. So yes, I agree with this entry.
Eff crusts!! They’re dry and flavorless. I toss them to birds.
#7 – How do you know – did his boyfriend tell you?
Is there a category for sex braggers?
maybe he doesnt want curly hair.
Oh I hate this guy.
He deserves it over and over again. And look at all these losers trying to defend their emotionally stunted behavior.
YOU’RE NOT 5! EAT YOUR CRUSTS OR EXPECT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH… WITH THE CRUSTS.
This is the funniest one yet.
I don’t eat crusts,why ?
Because I don’t want to.
I try not to do anything I don’t want to.
So fuck you.
I do what I want,not what some asshole says I have to.
oh i hate the no crust guy. grow up, son. your mommy’s titties have long since dried up.
ahh, my boyfriend does this and i find it to be adorable.
and it’s more like he gets so much sex he doesn’t have the energy to punch himself in the face.
I tear into my pizza crust like an animal. I’d forget completely that my bread and their crust were “separate”, because they aren’t, if it wasn’t for these pseudo-men pansies.
you guys are pussies. fuck you and your pussy tastes.
I also enjoy a sandwich MOC (mit out crust)… I’ll eat the crust if the bread is of excellent quality, and fresh out the oven. Same goes for a pizza.. Fresh and hot, meaning straight out the oven. 10 minutes pass and the crust does not enter the mouth.
…I don’t like the crusts. What’s the problem with not eating the crust of my delicious sammich? Is the difference that #51 is a dick about not eating crusts? I fail to see the logic in this individual deserving “it”.
- David
This one made me cry with joy.
All sandwiches in Japan are like this. It’s ridiculous.