Initially brought to our attention by the Suggest a Punch page, “Guy Who Takes Office Magazines Into Bathroom” has been popping up on our radar like Somali pirates off the coast of Africa.
There are so many reasons this piece of poop deserves it, we’ve decided to focus on the top three:
1) Its fucking gross. If we wanted share in your bathroom experience, we’d hold your hand.
2) Its really fucking gross. Seriously, The only thing that should come back from the porcelain palace is you. The magazine we read at lunch should never be exposed to you doing #2.
3) Crinklage. Not only is this a tell tale sign that the magazine has been to the bathroom, it adds unnecessary wrinkles to George Clooney’s Face. And that ain’t cool.
If you happen to have your own “Guy Who Takes Office Magazines Into Bathroom”, remember, nothing says “don’t even thing about it” like repeated punches to the ear.
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I can’t even understand why one would wanna take a damp in the place where he works,let alone linger that long!EEEEWWW!!!
Holy Shit! We have one of these guys in our office! He takes our waiting room magazines and puts them on the floor and reads them while he does his thang. Our office manager told him in front of everyone he wasn’t allowed to take them out of the waiting room because it’s not sanitary to read them then put them back for others to read! What an ass. Hooray for our office Manager Kathy!! Long live Kathy!!
I’m from the UK and we have a number of offenders in our office. I’ve forwarded this article to all of them to let them know what may be in store if they continue this disgusting habit…
I can’t understand the need to read while taking a crap, in the first place. Just never felt the need to linger that long – the toilet seat makes my ass hurt after a couple minutes anyway.
I do my business and get out. Why the hell does anyone need to sit on the throne long enough to get interested in a newspaper or magazine article anyway, especially in a bathroom that isn’t your private one at home?
Who reads office magazines?
Had a supervisor who used to take his briefcase into the restroom stall and spread his work on the restroom floor including work I sent to him. It was disgusting to get work back from him after seeing that!
thanks guys, I love the site. I tried to do it once to get back at them, but apparently girls aren’t supposed to poop.