This is an oldie but a goody. And judging by the frequency we’re visually assaulted by “Douche Who Wears Sunglasses Inside” this one isn’t going away anytime soon.
For the life of us we cannot understand the reason this ass hat chooses to purposely blind himself – its ridiculous. You don’t look cool. You don’t look important. You look like someone who ate paint chips and listened to Corey Hart one too many times. The shear stupidity makes us so angry.
So if you happen to come across this human embarrassment feel free to punch him as many times as you like. Its not like he will be able to see you anyways.
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I love it when douchebags get called out and their rebuttal is pretty bleak. I guess I missed the whole epidemic of people…ie “douchebags” with vision issues. Since fluorescent lights have been around for nearly twenty some years, I guess douchebags must have came out of the womb wearing sunglasses. Then again most people that do wear sunglasses are for medical reasons, wear very unfashionable ones. Thank you David! As far as prescription sunglasses…what’s the point, ever heard of transitions. Maybe your just too cool for that. Calling yourself lazy is NOT a pliable excuse, remeber excuses are like assholes. Geez, I can’t believe you douchebags share the same air I breath. Just except the fact that you are a DOUCHEBAG. My mission is to confront these people, punch them in their douchebag faces and break there douchie shades and expose them to the light so they can self-combust like the douch-pires they are.
sure, there are people with legitimate eye problems who need to wear sunglasses indoors…but, for the most part people who are wearing them do not have an eye problem, they’re just assholes…
im not gonna wear sunglasses no more
Okay, this is my reason for wearing sunglasses inside, I don’t think anyone has mentioned it… During the daytime sometimes I don’t feel like putting on makeup. So I will just wear a cute pair of sunglasses. I”m one of those weird people who hates being caught without makeup, and sunglasses help cover that up.
This woman was wearing sunglasses in the plane I was like wtf I don’t see the sun shinning in the plane
Hey, cool tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to that man from that chat who told me to go to your blog
…Charlie? Charlie Chester? Is that you? I almost didn’t recognize you without your signature thermal-with-the-sleeves-pushed-up under your trendy tight t-shirt. The scruffy facial hair is about right, though. So’s the smug, self-satisfied expression.
How are people ever going to be able to look at your beautiful eyes if you don’t take your Nicole Richie glasses off?
Be careful here. If I’m really hung over I will often wear my sunglasses inside and you better believe that i’ll be ready to punch.
I’m afraid of burning out my eyes (half-joke).
As long as there’s a reasonable difference in light between glasses on/glasses off, I will wear them. Not in an attempt to look cool (at which I usually fail) but in an attempt to keep my eyes comfy. Please don’t punch me – I have no ringtones.
its not bright inside.
take off the damn glasses.
and check the name.
sunglasses.
not halogenglasses.
I can almost… ALMOST… get passed sunglasses inside for a plethora of reasons, all listed above. But I CAN NOT forgive anyone wearing sunglasses where they are not meant to be worn. You wear them on your face (like you’re supposed to) and if you’re not wearing them, they either go up ABOVE your forehead, or tucked into the front of your shirt.
I’ve seen so many douche bags with their sunglasses on their forehead. Right between their hair line and their eyebrows. How do you even get them to stay like that? Yuck.
Then I see the guy who wears them upside-down on the back of his head. Apparently it makes them easier to flip around. Retarded.
Then I see the guy with them wrapped around his neck. Nope, they go on your face.
Then I see the guy who wears them tucked into the BACK collar of his shirt. No no no no no. Why would you do that?
All of those people deserve it and then some.
On different occassions, I am the DB wearing sunglasses inside or at night due to the fact that I get wicked migraines & one of the triggers is from bright lighting, such as the dickheads who have to have the brighter than noon-day sun, halogen headlights on their cars. Some folks will look at me strangely & some will ask & once I explain why I am wearing them, all is understood. However, when I see people who are wearing them at clubs or in stores to fit some assinine role (I ask why they are wearing them), I never fail to tell them how flipping stupid they look & suggest they get a seeing eye dog to complete their “look.” If you’re one of the assholes with the crazy bright halogen bulbs on your 20 year old piece o’ crap car, don’t be surprised when I stop my car & walk back to you & throw up on your windscreen.
There are some folks out there with medical problems that wear sunglasses inside. Epileptics, migraine sufferers, people with excessively dilated pupils, anyone who is photophobic … These folks certainly aren’t douches. Then again most people that do wear sunglasses for medical reasons wear very unfashionable ones.
Be careful with this one. I was in full rant about a douche with singlasses to my wife the other day only to spot the blind stick in his hand when he turned around fully. Oops.. felt a bit crap then, didn’t I.
They’re prescription sunglasses, as #1 says. I didn’t leave the other ones at home; it’s just that I’m only going to be in this store for a minute, and I don’t want to spend 2 additional minutes on my way in, blocking everyone’s way and arousing the suspicions of security while I fumble with my bag to digging them them out and put them on, only to have to repeat the whole thing on the way out.
What if you’re too lazy to take ‘em off?
I’d rather be a douchebag than a completely incapacitated douchebag with a migraine from flourescent lights.
1) this is clearly meant for the people who do this as a fashion statement…
2) if it’s because you’re stoned, etc… awesome, more power to you…
3) Noelegy… i completely understand, i despise fluorescents… but it’s no excuse… unless maybe you’re in an ungodly office all damn day… but even then i, personally, wouldn’t do it…
either way… to the wannabe fashionistas out there: you look like a douche bag…
I can’t be mad at this guy. I wish I could wear sunglasses inside at work. It would cancel out the humming, blinding fluorescents.
I once interviewed at a company where I wanted the job SO BADLY because the office had indirect lighting. I gasped. I swooned. I clutched my pearls.
I hate this guy…great call!
I’m okay with inside, but at night is not allowed. I don’t need that damn song looping through my head.
my friend has damaged retina, so her eyes are sensitive to light, meaning daylight, but also artificial lights, street lamps for example.
so until her surgery she must wear sunglasses both indoors and outdoors, both day and night.
people who judge her implying that she tries to be cool or fashionable, are the real douche bags.
It’s spelled sheer.
give me a break. i’m stoned, dude.
Sunglasses indoors = all skiied up last night or right now.
I’m the douche bag that wears sunglasses inside.
They are perscription sunglasses and I left the other pair at home. I want to go into the store and buy something but now all of a sudden, I’m the DB that’s inside with sunglasses on.
If you’re going to punch me in the face, I’d appreciate you allowing me to take the perscription sunglasses off first, because they are kind of expensive to replace.