So and so is baking chocolate chip banana cupcakes. So and so is feeding her Siamese cats. So and so has nothing better to do than to sit in front of her computer and report meaningless crap that clogs my news feed.
We’ll work on the application, if you promise to punch “Incessant Status Updater” in the face…book. For now, you’ll just have to settle for the satisfaction that comes with knowing all her other “friends” want to punch this skank in the face too.
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Mike Watson is an incessant status updater. Fuck you, Mike Watson. Punch yourself in the face.
Microblogging is the new Vlogging which was the new blogging, which was the new e-mail blast, which was the new form latter, which was the new….
Welcome to ever changing forms of communication. If you don’t like microblogging, don’t subscribe to services that offer it, or remove those bothersome people who blog below your threshold of interest.
There’s no reason to be angry about something within your control, unless you just like being angry. Seems to me, angry people get punched in the face more often than others simply because they place themselves in flashpoint situations.
Instead of being angry, be in control.
I am not on facebook. problem solved.
I know way too many people that deserve to get punched for this.
Does that fact I just updated my facebook status to say Im admitting im this guy with a link to this post help or hurt my chances of getting punched? Im thinking admitting the problem is the first step to recovery but im not sure.