Ahh, Halloween. The one night where everyone can trade in their miserable identity for someone else’s. And this guy chooses to be a giant, poorly groomed vagina. There are so many things wrong with this, it’s hard to know where to start.
First, there’s the question of getting laid. Does “Guy Who Shows Up as Big Vagina” to a costume party think this will increase his chances? Because no sane woman will be able to stomach this, let alone fantasize about waking up next to it. And second, there’s the possibility that this douche (pun intended) actually thinks this is what a vagina looks like – a cigarette with a sparsely-haired wound.
If you see this monster on the block tonight, do your civic duty and fist him. It’s probably the only time you’ll ever get to do that.
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What’s wrong with you people? This is fucking ace!! That guy deserves a medal, for his bravery, imagination, and for sacrificing his hole that night in order to make the rest of the world laugh.
Some people just have no sense of humour at all, you need to regress back to childhood a little, methinks!
That guys costume stinks, don’t you think? Probably the only pussy he ever gets is a bunch of cats following him around?
ohhh yeaaahhh babyyyy fucker!!!
I would be severly suprised if this guy has ever been laid. If he has, he must have seen a pretty f*cked up Vagina in order to pull off this (lack of a word) costume.
So,Who was this guys model? And can we warn the rest of the world?
OH my f*cking God =| This dude needs to be under house arrest
Other guys can never find this guy….think about it.
Hello. And Bye.
Hilarious, can’t get the grin off my face
This person does not deserve a punch in the face. He deserves a swift hard kick to the crotch!
Hey, and where’s the clit? Shows you how luck this dude is likely to get. (You’re LUCKY that your vagina doesn’t have a cape IMHO.)
Hey …. how come MY vagina doesn’t have a cape?!?!
I couldn’t suppress my laughter on this one, but that notwithstanding, yeah, punch this guy right in the…hmmm…er… that would be too weird.
I apologise for using literally twice in one comment. I should litterally be punched in the face!
I’m in the office desperately trying not to laugh. I’ve scanned/read all your entries from the top to this one looking for this one as you ranked it #1 in your review of the year. There are literally tears on my keyboard. I love your blog, but I love this guy even more.
P.S. I didn’t clean up a single toe nail clipping until I was about 19. Someone pointed out to me that it was unpleasant. The thought had literally never occurred to me. I have never improperly disposed of one since, I assure you.
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