Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the bathroom (See entry #4). “Loser Who Pisses on Toilet Seat” shows up and turns the bathroom stall into a urine covered Pollack painting.
Much like “Guy Who Shits on Toilet Seat at Barnes and Noble” our second bathroom assailant has slid down the evolutionary ladder, having more trouble hitting the bowl than a drunk Stevie Wonder.
“Loser who piss on toilet seat” if you happen to be reading this – you suck! And the next time we catch you spraying the walls we’re going to make sure the only way you’ll ever be able to be pee again, is sitting down.
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[...] אין משתנה שלא מכבדת את עצמה עם טיפות של שתן על הרצפה מסביבה. תנועת הניעור, תוך כדי המהירות שבה גברים משתינים בשירותים ציבוריים גורמת לערימה זו, אבל בעוד שלמשתנה יש הסבר, לאסלה בשירותים אין. האסלה בדרך כלל נמצאת עם המכסה למטה, ועליו מופיעים טיפות צהובות. לא ברור מי האדיוט שחשב שהוא יכול להשתין מעל המכסה, אבל את התוצאות קשה לפספס (לקטע המלא). [...]
That’s why if I go to a public toilet, and I see that the seat is up, I never bring it back down. I stand even when I take a dump, but this time with my ass facing the bowl.
This sounds so much fun. I’m going to start doing this as often as possible.
What about when you’re dying for a crap, all the stalls are taken, there are a dozen vacant urinals and you can see under the stall door that some clown is using the stall to take a pee. I can understand this if it’s a child. A lot of parents teach their children to do this to avoid being perved on by some letch. But a grown man. I don’t care if you’re embarrassed somebody might see your little weiner, get the hell out so I can shit. I swear if I ever shit myself waiting the twat in there will wear it.
Add to this girl who pisses on the toilet seat because she thinks she’s being cleaner by squatting, thereby splattering her “stuff” on the seat. Yeah, it’s not good.