With all the bills, disease, and global warming floating around, life can be tough. But for “Loser Who Laments About Turning 25” all is trumped by the impending halfway to fifty mark. Even as he thumbs through the wads of disposable income that accompanies a full time job and no dependents, he grieves for his lost youth.
Should you catch “Loser Who Laments About Turning 25” crying over his candles, politely remind him that some people have real problems, one face punch at a time.
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Speaking as someone who laments having turned 25, I only know one person my age who actually has a full-time job. Fortunately, also none with dependents, but I haven’t been able to find a job in quite a while. It’s at the point where I will be submitting my application at McDonald’s if I haven’t found work by summer.
Oh, and I don’t lament turning 25 for it being halfway to 50. I lament simply being 25, for I’m now old. I’m one of the oldest people I know, and by merit of having collected friends throughout my college years, some of my friends are only 19 now, and at six years their senior, I’m still struggling to get my life started.
I was the female version of this guy (it’s tougher to avoid when you’re a woman). It was my “quarter-life crisis.” I’m only 32 now, but I keep thinking I am ridiculously old, so of course I want to punch these people in the face for not realizing how young 25 actually is.
Then, when I’m 45, I’ll be pissed at myself for not realizing 32 was young. I’m going to go punch myself in the face a couple of times for good measure.
o this is totally me….
Yeah, this was me. But after taking a long look at what I have and how great everything else, I am quite pleased about my life. Thank you!
ha. disposable income at 25…. not likely.
I still am this person…ugggg
yeah, i was totally this person.